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Hi Folks......My name is Oscar, I live in Scotland and I'm nearly 2 years old, I am very good at catching beasties, I can actually talk them down from the ceiling using my persuasive purring and my hypnotic powers. As you can see from the pic. I am very sexy and intelligent. My favorite foods are cluckers and big macs, I drink bottles of volvic or highland spring water.

I like to watch football on tv but I think the off side rule needs re-looked at!

These are my favourite beasties, I like to play with them for a while and then I let them go.......Aye right!

This is what I like to do after a hard day at the office.

Cat Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray this cushy life to keep.

I pray for toys that look like mice,

And sofa cushions, soft and nice.

I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,

And someone nice to scratch my back,

For windowsills all warm and bright,

For shadows to explore at night.

I pray I'll always stay real cool

And keep the secret feline rule

To NEVER tell a human that
The world is really ruled by CATS!